Smmythe

I walk into a bar booming Kesha, I'm wearing a dress that actually makes me have boobs, I hear coke snorts in the loo. Overall, boo.

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Erin_Murph

"Also, I'm handier than you give me credit for."

"What do you mean? Like, handjobs?"

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control_zed

Somewhere along the way we called a face a fass and now it's all clean yer fass this and shut uppa you fass that.

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Great tweets.

Less noise.