Zaius13

Guys who wear dress shoes with shorts, we’re all very sorry for whatever happened.

  • KirstensDesk
  • blondediva11
  • giromide
  • jebanthony
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kfan

You have bested every challenge I set before you. I will now reveal to you my True Form. *stands in the kitchen eating pretzels & hummus*

  • beep
  • markleggett
  • ohheygreat
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sween

The worst part of being sick is all the phlegm. Seems a waste to throw it away.

  • TimHaines
  • damselesque
  • adtothebone
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Great tweets.

Less noise.