Bez

I am exactly as good at relationships as the lady trying to cut a tomato with a dull knife at the beginning of an infomercial.

  • TheDLC
  • Jessabelle2o7
  • davio1962
  • dysolution
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UNTRESOR

"You can send one last tweet." *types "Diarrhea Perlman" and hits send* "That will be my legacy. I'm ready for the electric chair."

  • gneicco
  • juskewitch
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kellydeal

Listening to albums on vinyl reminds me why people were so much thinner decades ago--they were constantly getting up to flip records.

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  • mikemorrow
  • davio1962
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Great tweets.

Less noise.